The Conspiracy theory, a theory proven FACT.

People are just people. They may differ in color, language, religion, race and god knows what but they are just people. Right?

I thought so too.

But that's not entirely true, sometimes people are just not people, they are not human, and do not deserve to be treated as so.

Take the dorms where i live (temporarily, i want to get out of here as soon as possible) for example, Friday night comes, people are tired of a long week of work and work and work ( rarely do i see a German in the Library) and they obviously need to party, right? because its Friday night...

A night of partying is ok, but then Saturday comes, and that's pretty much the last night of the week where they  can stay up all night and bark like insane dogs ( since i consider dogs as sane creatures) and have no one ask them what the f*#k they are doing.

Now two nights nights out of seven a week, partying? hmmm, i mean it is the weekend right?!! dont be a party pooper!

But then, its Sunday, everything is quit all day, i appreciate it, i can finally get some rest, even though i hate the fact that life stops on Sunday, but who am i to complain about Sundays?! i mean all Europe takes it off right? (Still makes no sense!!! what if...my cat is starving and i am out of cat food, and no super markets are open?!!! What happens?!...nothing, the cat dies.)

Back to Sunday, so its quite, anything happening is usually very low-profile, unheard, unseen, and then Sunday night comes, and they wake up. SHIT... More partying.

Now ok, three nights a week partying?! its perfectly fine, i understand, its a cultural thing i need to accept.

I mean not because i don't party, it doesn't mean i have to be an A-H about it...Right?

Ok, so everything ok now, three nights a week partying is fine, it is still less than half the nights in a week...?

But then take that: every Wednesday they party, because they need a break, they have been working for three days in a row!!! Monday, Tuesday and wednesday!!! so they need a break!

• ANALYSIS:

Looking at the days that follow the party nights, you will notice the following:

Every Monday morning, which is the day following a Sunday night, where we have a party of course, usually lectures start at 11:30.... yes that's the earliest you get!!!!

Every Thursday morning, which is obviously the day following the Wednesday night parties, lectures start also at 11:30.

And obviously Saturday and Sunday are days off, so you don't have lectures... you don't have to wake up at all.

• CONCLUSION:

The conspiracy theory officially exists, the Universities here in Germany, are helping turn students into Party Animals, though i prefer the word Party Pigs, even though i feel sorry for pigs having to take all the blame for them.

P.s: If there are three birthday parties a week, this is when the occasion of a BLOCK PARTY WEEK happens, where every single night is a party night. Nothing you can do to stop it.